Tubthumping

• "A-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-h-h-h-h-h-h-h!"
• "I'm gonna let you in on this little secret: I'm not wearing any clothes!"
• "My mom and I want to patent this combination baby recliner/bathtub, with is special feature - a 45-degree tilt without the water spilling out."
• "I just went potty in the bathtub!" (From Michelle)

Kickin' back

• "All I need is the TV remote, a bowl of snacks and a tall, cold drink and I'll be set."
• "Uh, Dad, you make a better door than a window ... what I'm trying to say nicely is ... YOU'RE BLOCKING MY VIEW OF THE BIG-SCREEN!"

The spittin' image

• "I'm trying my hardest to work on this milk moustache so I can be featured on the next 'Got Milk' ad campaign, but it gets all upside-down."
• "I keep telling my Uncle Braden that it's just cottage cheese!"

Getting smacked!

• "Gettin' smooches from the ladies, even before my first birthday! Hey, when you've got it, flaunt it." (Scott, 1-7-10)
• "I remember Larry the Cucumber from Veggie Tales singing a verse of "I Love My Lips" that went something like: 'My Auntie B., when she kissed me, she had a beard and it felt weird.' ... AWKWARD!" (Scott, 1-7-10)

Conspiracy theories

• "Guys, it doesn't matter if we're plotting to take over the world or simply hijack all the Christmas presents. Think about it — no plan is going to work if we can't even crawl yet." (Scott, 1-7-10)

Hangin' with the stocking

• "I'm just saying this is a good Christmas tradition to keep throughout my life — that my parents provide me with a stocking as tall as I am that year. And enough presents to fill it every year, too." (Scott, 1-7-10)
• "I asked Santa for a Snuggie, not a Sockie." (Scott, 1-7-10)