Yeah, that's the ticket!

Mitch has caught the spirit and added a lot of Carter comments — including many on older posts.

You may have to scroll down a few pages to see them all.

Feel free to do the same and add your contributions. — Scott

Cereal killer

• "You know, Mom, this would be so much easier to eat if you'd simply put them in a bowl for me instead of spreading my snacks all out on the floor."
• "This one has a feel and a taste of processed oats. The one before — of spider."
• "How am I going to learn my ABCs if all you give me are A's?"
• "Look, silly Rabbit ... " (from Mitch)
• "Always spillin' my Lucky Charms." (from Mitch)
• "It's best to keep Fruit Loops with 2-cans." (from Mitch)
• "**Kack**ack**spit** — LINT BALL." (from Mitch)
• "Forty-two ... forty-three ... forfee-fo ... forfee-five ... m-mpf ... m-m-mpf ..." (from Mitch)

'Squeeze' play

• "Need . . . air . . . now . . . *GASP*!"
• Uncle Braden, my name is CARTER, not CHARMIN."
• "And I will hug him ... and I will squeeze him ... and I will call him GEORGE ... um, no ... uh ... CARTER." (from Mitch)
• and I will hug him...and I will squeeze him...and I will call him GEORGE...um...no...uh...CARTER

Bath time

• "Ummm, still awkward — even after nine months of existence. Yes, I know I came into this world naked, but it doesn't mean you need to keep photographing me that way!"
• "You know, it's not much of a bath when the water level is less than two inches deep. I mean, the result is I end up with a wrinkly rear end, but the top half of me is FREEZING!"
• "Sorry to embarrass all you guys out there with this manly, muscular, buffed physique."
• "Um ... Mom ... I think I just pooped a red washcloth. I don't even remember chewing on one, let alone eating one." (from Mitch)

Auto-matic responses

• "This is a car seat, isn't it? So ... hello! ... where's the car?"
• "Mom, I'm not even crawling yet, so there's no need to 'strap me in' when you sit me down for time out."
• "I not only hid the car keys ... I also hid the car."
• Hey, cutie up there in your mother's arms . . . yeah, it's me down here . . . " (from Mitch)

A sharp-dressed little man

• "You think I'm smiling now wearing this shirt, you should see how wide my grin would be if Grandma put me in an Armani!"
• "Thanks, Grandma, I needed a break after a week wearing the Nets gear."
• "OK, Grandma, it's a deal — every day I wear this shirt, you give me a dollar ... or maybe a bowl of strained peas."

Pucker up

• "Uh-oh. Whenever I hear my Mom use my full name, I know I'm in trouble. She must have found the TV remote that I left in the toilet."
• "Yeah, I can whistle — but it's at a frequency that only dogs can hear."
• "Hey, Dad, I'm just practicing blowing out my candle on my first birthday cake?"
• "Oooooo, baby, I AM HOT! Check me out, girls!" (from Mitch)

B.Y. and me

• "Dad's always talking about how BYU is loaded with babes, but - dang - all I see are college students. Not one stroller in sight!"
• "Come on, Mom, why won't you let me splash in the Talmadge Building pool?"
• "You'd think they'd have replica Jimmer Fredette jerseys in child's extra small, wouldn't you?"
• "All I heard was someone say 'American Heritage 100' and suddenly I got this queasy feeling in my stomach."
• "I miss the Nets ... just teasing, not really. Now, some juice — that's something I could go for."

Beach w-a-a-a-a-mbulance

• "That's three times you've let the ice cream guy go by without me something!"
• "I'll tell you what's wrong - these aren't authentic Oakleys!"
• "How are the babes on the beach gonna tell when I'm winking at them if I'm having to wear these dark shades?"
• (I think this is a rap from Mitch:)

"Hey, mama, don't you treat me wrong

Come and love your Carter all day long

All right now, hey, hey, all right

... Tell me what'd I say right now.

Peace-out."

Pail face

• "Hey, I could really use something this size when I'm trying to eat my meals."
• "Yeah, I can play with this for a while, but I'd really rather have a metal detector . . . or maybe a four-wheeler."
• "Guess what is currently holding more sand — the pail or me britches." (from Mitch)

Sand man

• "What so funny? Oh, I just buried Mom's car keys, that's all."
• "This is what I saw the cats do the last time we were in Utah and played together in the litter box."

Water worries

• "Wait! Stop! What are you thinking, Mom? I can't go into the water without my boogie board!"
• "No, no, no! Last time I was in Utah, Uncle Braden and I stayed up late to watch 'Jaws,' and I'm afraid I'd be a 'Carter McNugget' to some hungry shark out there."
• "I can't even crawl, let alone walk or swim -- and you're tossing out into the ocean?"
• "I thought we talked about this — I don't like baths, PERIOD. Not in little tubs and most definitely NOT in this giant tub." (From Mitch)

Happy thoughts

• "So, you say you're putting me on a plane to Utah for a week?" (ADDENDUM: "Dreams do come true!")
• "What were the odds the Nets wouldn't get the first pick in the draft?" (From Mitch)

Horsin' around

• "Finally, something that can smell worse than I can, if you know what I mean."
• "You can't fool me, Mom! I said I wanted to go see a bunch of animals, and I'm pretty certain this isn't an Amish petting zoo."
• "So, this is a horse, huh? Then how can Dad fit so many of these under the hood of his 200-horsepower Toyota?"
• "And you think cars have problems with emissions control -- whew!"
• "You say he's a quarter horse? Looks like the complete deal to me. . . . Do I know him? I say, 'neigh.' . . . Does he have a colt? He sounds a little horse. . . . Is he from Maine? . . . I could stir-up more puns — do you need to reign me in? (From Mitch)

Beach bummer

• "Uhhhh . . . (awkward pause) . . . excuse me."
• "I can't get the sand off my hands and my feet - to say nothing about getting it out of my pants - and the water's too cold. I don't think I'd have these kinds of problems playing in the mountains in Utah with Grandpa Taylor. But how to break it to my parents? How?"
• "Nope, still don't know what people like the taste of crab — tastes too salty and sandy for me." (from Mitch)

Food for thought ... and thinking about food

• "OK, now that lunch is over — when's dinner?"
• "It's as plain as the nose on my face - or what's on the nose on my face . . . there's a reason my mom doesn't have me wearing clothes when she feeds me."
• "I think I'm kinda figuring out this spoon thing . . . so when do I get to try the knife and fork?"
• "I'm not sure which hand I'm supposed to hold the spoon in — so I'm using both."
• "Yeah, I'm in charge! Don't forget it, Mom. Oh, and don't even think about trying to feed me with this spoon ever again! I know the difference between real food and baby food — and adult utensils and baby utensils! Geesh!" (from Jenna, who adds "that's what he's really thinking and acting like")
• "Can I see what you have in an orange carrot — size 1." (from Mitch)
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Piano man

• "Enough of these nursery rhyme songs, Mom . . . when do we get to try some Coldplay?"
• "It's hard to be taken seriously as a piano prodigy when you're forced to sit in some plastic, lime-green booster chair."
• "As my great-uncle Aaron would say at about this age: 'ELTON JOHN!' "
• "Thanks for showing me this, Mom — now, you won't mind if I try it on my own every other day for the next 3 to 5 years, will you?"
• (Channeling his inner Paul McCartney/Stevie Wonder) "Ivory and ivory, live together in perfect harmony, side by side on the piano ..." (from Mitch)