AWKWARD!

• " 'The end is in sight.' Get it, Mom . . . 'The end is in sight.' . . . What? Don't you get it? Oh, bummer!"
• "Some may have abs of steel. I have ripped back muscles -- or is it rippled back muscles."
• "I'm channeling a place in Long Beach, Washington ... a tourist-trap of an establishment called Marsh's Free Museum ... and something called - wait for it - JAKE THE ALLIGATOR BOY!"
• "2014 new Olympic sport — nude skeleton." (from Mitch)
• "Hey, cheek me out!" (from Mitch)