A New Jersey win? Not Nyet (Oct. '09)

• "Dad, I know you're obsessed with the Nets, but matching slippers -- really?" (Tyrel, 12/05/09)
• "If my name's 'Carter,' shouldn't I be wearing a Magic jersey?" (Scott, 12/04/09)
• "Dad, did you say this was a throwback jersey ... or a throw-up one?" (Scott, 12/04/09)