Staredown (Nov. 09)

• "OK, Seneca, let's go over it one more time ... at the appointed time, I'll scream, I'll fuss, I'll have a tantrum and then a messy diaper. And while the adults are distracted, you go and peek into your Christmas presents and mine. Got it?" (Scott, 12/10/09)
• Listen, Seneca, I'll concede that you're bigger and tougher and that you can walk and talk. But tell me, who's the one who gets picked up and cuddled and cooed at all the time, huh?" (Scott, 12/10/09)