High-definition

• "Oh, no, Dad, do we have to watch another Nets loss . . . er, I mean, another Nets game again?"
• "Well, if you're not going to let me watch Barney, then I'm just going to hold my breath until I pass out."
• "I'm sorry, Dad. You trusted me with a man's job of holding on to the TV remote . . . and I flushed it down the toilet."
• "Sure glad they didn't name me 'I-lean.' " (from Mitch)
• "I am sooooo worn out from all the 'white chair' smiling" (from Mitch)