Air Male

• "I just know my Publisher's Clearinghouse Sweepstakes notification is in here somewhere."
• " 'Occupant' . . . bill . . . 'occupant' . . . 'occupant' ... bill. Man, you'd think Grandma Taylor would write me a letter every once in a while!"
• Yesterday's taste test: newsprint. Today's taste test: mail. And guess what tomorrow's is?"
• I keep offering to my parents my services to lick the stamps and the envelopes -- but, no! So, I'll show them and fill out every credit card application sent to us."
• "Tastes like chicken." (from Mitch)
• "I'm almost over my letter-eating habit — I think it's licked." (from Mitch)
• "You don't eat letters, only numbers — and the letter is '8'. " (from Mitch)
• "If you think letter-eating is an amazing feat, you should have seen me get the letters from the mailbox ... let alone me driving the car." (from Mitch)