High-flying

• "Hey, how the heck am I going to be able to jump out at the swing's apex if you've got this silly bar in front of me?"
• "Today, the Little Tykes swing; tomorrow, the monkey bars."
• "Does this double as zero-gravity training for my future career as an astronaut?"
• "Swing ... swing a swong ... make it swimple to wast the whole night long ..." (from Mitch)
• "Red and blue? Everything is red and blue! What is this, Nets country?" (from Mitch)
• "What do you mean 'pump my legs?' I can't even bend 'em." (from Mitch)