Close encounters

• "OK, you've got me at a disadvantage - I can't crawl away and I can only roll toward you and not away from you. So, since I'm stuck here, I'll try to act as happy as I can. But in all honesty, I'd rather be playing with Grandpa."
• "That's a funny story - I'll have to remember to share it with my dad. So, Aunt Breanna, tell me another one about what my mom did when she was growing up in this house."
• "Yeah, I'm still laughing about how I spit up on Braden and grossed him out. (Memo to self: 'She's next.')"
• "Nets . . . ha ha ha . . . whew! . . . I know . . . at least you don't have to watch them." (from Mitch
• "I lay here 'cause I can't walk — what's your excuse?" (from Mitch)
• ". . . and then guess what I did next to the cat?" (from Mitch)