Different strokes for different folks

• "Here's how I'm training for the 2028 Summer Olympics -- I've shaved off all my body hair and I practice the backstroke whenever I'm in the water. Now, if I could only find an infant-sized Speedo!"
• "When I go to Grandma Taylor's house, at least they know there how to keep me modest for bath-time photos!"
• OK, Aunt Breanna, I think I've proved that I'm ready for the deep end."
• "Somebody break the ice so I can get out!" (from Mitch)
• "Swim suit — SUIT! Not a swim washcloth!" (from Mitch)
• "20 laps in 20 seconds — a new world record, and without a kick-turn. I rock! No, really, I swim like a rock." (from Mitch)