Scouting report

• OK, Dad, I've watched the other ward's team warm up and I think we can take them. Let me play the point and I should be able to . . . . . woah, I have a Nets jersey on and all of a sudden I'm starting to feel funny, a little dizzy, a little weak. Maybe you guys ought to go on without me, and I'll just sit here with Mom and work on my dribbling."
• "I get the Nets shirt and YOU get a BYU shirt — what did I do wrong? If you're talking about the diaper — so I used it. Is that soooo bad?" (from Mitch)
• "Hey, I just realized that I'm taller than you . . . ahem, if you're sitting and someone's holding me." (from Mitch)