December 2010 — Carter in Utah: Quiet time with the Taylors

• "Grandpa, if we watch the 'Elmo had four ducks' video on YouTube one more time, I can break my all-time single-day record of 47."
• "Oh, so this is what an ESPN web page looks like that DOESN'T have any mention of the New Jersey Nets. Interesting!"
• "All these old images you have on iPhoto of what my Mom looked like when she was my age is starting to scare me."
• "You know, Grandpa, if all I had to do was lay around in bed, read books and look at the laptop, I think I could go for some back surgery myself."

• This "brown bear, brown bear, what do you see stuff?' is OK, but what I'd really like to do is be back with Grandpa in his bedroom on the laptop."
• "Come on, Auntie Bree, you can't fool me — you're just trying to get me to fall asleep for the night. There is nowhere on any of these pages that it says, 'Carter . . . you are feeling tired . . . you are getting sleepy . . . close your little eyes . . . ' "

• "No, Grandma, you've got it all wrong — the Eentsy-Weentsy Spider went like this up the waterspout."
• "Well, this is all well and good, but I'd really like to see if Grandpa is watching those Elmo videos back on his bed."