November 2010 - doctor's visit

• "Oh, no, Mom, I'm always thrilled to come to the doctor's office, to get my clothes stripped off me, to get put up all by my lonesome on some table and then to get poked and prodded by someone I don't even know."
• " 'Are we having fun?' If this is so much fun, why aren't you up here instead of me?"
• "What do you mean, you've got to take my temperature?"
• "I was worried I was in for some shots, but thank heavens they're only talking about 'injections,' 'inoculations' and 'vaccinations.'
• "Where would I like it? Oh, about three weeks long in Utah this summer? What? Oh, I thought you said 'vacation,' not 'vaccination.' "
• "Wait a minute — that's not a needle, that's more like a javelin!"
• "Before we get started with this needle thing, I'd just like to tell my mom that we're going to have some serious trust issues after this. Yes, some serious trust issues, I say."