November 2010 - shoe time

• "Uh, Mom? How small do they make odor-eaters?"
• "No shoe laces? No Velcro? How helpless do my parents really think I am?"

• "Hey, Dad . . . Mom just said something about sticking your foot in your mouth. Need a shoe?"

• "OK, that was loud enough. But how much do you think you'll scream this time when I hold your shoe this high over my head and drop it on your big toe?"
• "Hey, Mom. Since you and Dad both ran for BYU, does that mean I inherit your athlete's feet?"