All keyed up

• "If I can just figure out how to attach my binky to this ring of keys, I'll be set -- at least for the next 15 years, until my folks get me my own car and set of keys."
• "I've been watching them do it for weeks now ... press to unlock the car door ... put the key into ignition and turn to start the car ... man, if only my feet could touch the gas pedal, I'd be on my way out to Utah for spring break!"
• "The thought of me driving just makes me drool all over myself."
• "What's this thing on my mom's set of car keys? ... Hmmm, I wonder what 'P-E-P-P-E-R S-P-R-A-Y' spells and what this little button is for?"