Who's your favorite?

• "I know this is a reversal of typical roles, but gee, Uncle Braden, you smell funny!"
• "You're so hilarious, Uncle Braden. You're just lucky you didn't say 'cat poop' while I was drinking a bottle, or I would have laughed so hard that I would have snorted milk out my nose."
• "No, I haven't seen them make a face like this on the cover of GQ, have you?"
• "I'll tell you what is cracking me up, Uncle Braden — that nobody seeing this picture will ever figure out that neither of us is wearing any pants."