- "OK, Uncle Austin, a deal's a deal. You've helped me up on the counter. I'll remove the cookies, so that you can honestly say you didn't take them. We'll split them 50-50, and no one will ever believe that a seven-month-old crawled up and stole the cookies. And even if they did, all I'd have to do is give them the pout face. What a scam!"
- "Wait a minute, why am I chewing on a stuffed spider when there are cookies well within reach?"
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