Food for thought

• "Hey, Mom, ever heard of a bowl?"
• "You know, we could blame this mess on the puppy -- if we had a puppy. How about it? It would take some pressure off me."
• "I'd love to help you vacuum this up, but I can't reach the handle. Heck, I can't even stand up yet."
• "Yes, folks -- look at the previous post below. See a trend here?"