Splash-down

• "Mom and Dad, when you said we'd be having fun in the water this summer, I was thinking 'water park' or 'swimming pool,' not this."
• "How do you expect me to cool off or learn how to swim? The water doesn't stay; it keeps falling through the cracks?"
• "I'd try to get a drink out of the hose, but the water won't stay still."
• "Awesome — water . . . time to get naked!" (from Mitch)