My name is CAR-ter!

• "Something's not right here, but I'm not sure ... Blimey! The steering wheel's on the wrong side of the car."
• "No roof, no doors, no seat belts -- this car is just a safety nightmare."
• "Can I have it, please? Can I take it home with me?"
• "All I need is a pair of fuzzy dice hanging from the rear-view mirror and I'm all set to go cruisin' for babes!"
• "Yeah, Dad, this is how Mom steers the car when she drives. Do you want to hear the names she calls the other drivers, too?"
• "Ummm, can I get a BIGGER car, please — one where I can stand on the seat and barely see over the dash? One with a REAL horn?" (from Mitch)