In the driver's seat

• "Still ... can't ... quite ... see ... over ... dashboard!"
• "Yeah, Dad, this is how Mom drives -- one hand on the steering wheel, and one on the horn. And, yes, she knows how to use that horn."
• "Me and Joey down the street have got it figured out -- I work the ignition and steering wheel, he works the gas and brake pedals, and we're down the road to the nearest Wal-Mart to check out the latest in Fisher-Price toys."
• "Whenever my safety-minded Dad needs to check his text messages in the car, he pulls over and leaves the driving to me."
• "I'd let Joey drive, but he can't while using the cell phone." (from Mitch)