November 2010 - out and about

• "So many swings, so little time."

• "No, I am NOT going to play aliens in the flying saucer with you."

• "He grabs the loose ball, turns, dribbles down the court and — pardon the pun — leaves the rest behind."

• "Hey, why do we park in a driveway and drive on a parkway? "

• "How am I expected to sneak up on the squirrels when with every step I take, there's a crackling sound?"

• "So this is early morning seminary? Wow-de-dow, please put me back to bed and let me work on my beauty sleep."
• "So, where are the Krispy Kremes Mom promised me if I came to seminary?"

• "No, Grandpa, I think the coach ought to go for two if they score a touchdown here."
• "Hey, hot dog guy! Two with the works over here — and charge it to the big guy behind me."
• "Yeah, I'm trying to watch the football game, but I think the head cheerleader's still winking at me."