October 2010 - Hangin' around

• "Dang, I'm having a hard enough time trying to reach the turn signal, to say nothing about the shift stick or the pedals."
• "Hey, those buttons and knobs look like they need to be pushed and turned. I'm sure my parents won't mind — and they probably won't notice, either."

• "Now all I need is a little strapping tape, a little postage and someone to write 'Taylors — Provo, Utah' on the top."
• "They say you need a little creativity in your playtime, so today I'm pretending to be a packing peanut — a very, very big packing peanut."

• " 'Hey, warden! Warden! I want to complain about the conditions and workload in the slammer here. I wanna talk to my lawyer — do you hear me, warden?' . . . uh, Mom, I was talking to YOU!"

• "Oh, yeah, I feel a whole lot safer up here from the neighbor's dog and the squirrels across the street — DO YOU HEAR THAT, SPOT? DO YOU HEAR THAT, SQUIRRELS? I'M NOT AFRAID OF YOU NOW!"
• "Sorry, Tex, I'd like to be helping you buck the hay bales, but you see I'm too short to get out of the truck."

• "So, if I continue to play cute for the camera, does that earn me an extra cookie or a handful of M&Ms?"