Basketball Jonesin'

• "This is great, but if we had two, we could play full-court."
• "I think this is a child-proof box — let's git 'er opened up!"

• "It's not only just in the flick of the wrist, it's in the facial expression, too!"
• "It's not just scoring that's important, it's also how you look in doing that. I've learned that from SportsCenter."

• "I know it's hard to believe, but I taught Jimmer how to Jimmer."
• "Now that I've got this range down, I'm heading back to half-court — also known as 'half-couch.' "

• "Babe Ruth made calling his home run shot famous in baseball. I'm going to make calling my living room shot famous in basketball."
• "Mom, I've dunked on you five straight times, so I've only got one thing to say to you ... 'WARM UP THE BUS! WARM UP THE BUS!"