- "Oh, yeah, tell me about it — I had one of those animal-face caps that my Mom bought for me and made me wear. Moms love them - they say 'you're so cute.' But I think they make our dads cringe when we wear them. And I don't know which one is more awkward - my pig or your monkey. Listen, here's what you've gotta do — find a place to stash them or hide them or anything and hope you'll grow out of them before their found again. Or hope for a younger sibling to come along soon — it's gotta be one of your first hand-me-downs."
- "I'm telling you, you've got to lose the cap — the animal ears are not very aerodynamic and create a real drag when you're trying to go down the slide."
- "Now these are my kind of speed bumps!"
- "Yeah, that's my pig-face cap down there at the bottom of the drain. Just don't tell my Mom."
- "Are you training for the World Wrestling Federation or are you really just happy to see me?"
- "Hey, hey, hey - gotta breathe here."
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