March Madness III

• "Watching the Nets is kinda like watching a car wreck on the turnpike, isn't it, Dad?. You don't really want to see all the gory details but you just can't pull yourself away. It's a morbid curiosity we have, isn't it?"

• "Blake Griffin won the All-Star weekend slam dunk contest by dunking over a car - but that's no big deal. Here I'm showing how I can dunk the whole truck!"
• "I call this my 'Keep-on-dump-truckin', four-rim-rockin', no-shoes-but-I'm-wearing-stockin's, slam-bam-Jimmer-jam' . . . in case anybody wants to know."

• "Hey, Mom - when you asked me if I can't to go three-wheelin', this ain't exactly what I had in mind."
• "And when we're done here in the park, can we give this a go in the McDonald's drive-thru?"