Beach baby

• "Grandma, that's called CHILD ABUSE!"
• "No, no, Grandma, please don't show me how Sayid breaks people's necks on 'Lost!' "
• "All I said was 'Hey, look at all the bikinis,' and all of a sudden, everything went dark!"
• "I know you're new at the 'grandma' thing, so let me help you — when we play peek-a-boo, we usually cover our OWN eyes, thank you very much."