Nothing but Nets?

• "Here I sit, with the typical Nets crowd. Oh, wait, it's Fan Appreciation Night?"

• "Knicks fans and Nets fans socializing together? Standing side-by-side and smiling for the camera? That's like trying to get the Hatfields and McCoys together for a Sunday brunch. Pssst, Mom ... Dad ... there's three of us and only two of them — let's jump 'em. I'll work on biting their ankles."

• "What? No D-Will jerseys available? Oh, I predict you'll soon have a big demand."
• "Yeah, these are arm bands and they're on my arms — no, they're not fabric water wings. You wanna make something of it, buddy?"
• "Whadda mean you're all out of M&Ms and animal crackers?"

• "I don't care if we're still a half-hour away from tip-off — I've seen enough and I wanna go home."
• "I think I'm starting to become a Nets fan, Daddy — I need intervention and a hug!"

* Thanks to Ty for letting us tease about the Nets. As a Jazz fan this year, we feel your pain — but will gladly accept your 2011 NBA Draft lottery pick.