Balloon boy

• "I can't wait to get home and have Larlee suck out the helium and say something funny in a squeaky voice!
• ""Hey, Mom and Dad! Tie another hundred or so of these balloons to my arms and I'll bet I can beat you home."
• "You think this is fun, you ought to see me if you'd give me something that really moves around, like a puppy or a kitty!"
• "Little boy blue come blow . . . up a balloon?" (from Mitch)
• "If my hot outfit doesn't impress the ladies, maybe this balloon will!" (from Mitch)