Tool time

• "Ummm, Grandpa, I go a whole lot faster when Mom puts me the stroller for a jog."
• "When I said I wanted to play 'NASCAR,' this isn't quite what I had in mind."
• "We make such a great duo, we ought to sign up to compete at the ward's Pioneer Day picnic — you know, in the wheelbarrow races.
• "I was just thinking, if we filled this up with water, I could travel in style — my own mobile swimming pool!"
• "I may smell a little stinky right now, just don't compost me." (from Mitch)
• "A riding lawnmower is what I asked for." (from Mitch)
• "Take me to my room and feed me grapes." (from Mitch)