Surf's up - and I'm out

• "Uh, Mom, this is a new, strange sensation -- you know, being in the water with clothes on."
• "Come on, Mom! All I did was whistle at the babes walking along the beach, and all of a sudden you douse me in the ocean for 'time out' to cool me off!"
• "Dad, you know what word I would say if I could talk? SHARK!"
• "You know, Dad, Mom's gonna see this picture later and ask why you didn't crop out the bikini babes in the background."