Ring-side

• "CAGE MATCH! Let's get ready to r-r-r-r-umble! Watch me crawl up to the top of the corner and jump off like the professional wrestlers do!"
• "Don't fence me in!"
• "Let my people go!"
• "We're playing a new game I just made up called 'Zoo Animals.' And we think it's now feeding time at the zoo - how about some peanuts for us?"
• "I'm tellin' ya, I didn't do it, man. I think it was the other guy — yeah, he knocked over the bank ..." (from Mitch)

Wrasslin'

• "You think this headlock is something, you ought to see 'the four fingers of death and opposable thumb' that Grandpa Taylor taught me."
• "Say Uncle ... Braden! Say it!"
• "Ha! Pinned you - I win and I get to stay up an extra 30 minutes past my bedtime tonight. And no, we're not going to do 'best-of-three'."
• "Ewwwww - bats in the cave, Dad!" (from Mitch)
• "I think I've got this MMA thing down. Only one question — what do I do with the hand growing out of my head?" (from Mitch)
• "I can give bear hugs . . . and lyin' hugs." (from Mitch)

Water fodder

• "It's true — my parents seem to think that whenever I'm around water, I need to end up naked. They hear the kitchen faucet on - the clothes get removed. Sprinkers on - diaper off."
• "You know, if in about a couple of years I end up naked and splashing in the sprinkler on my own, I don't think my parents will consider it to be that cute."
• "If you're going skinny-dipping, shouldn't there be enough water to 'dip into'?"
• "I must have water-soluble clothes — any sign of water, and my clothes just disappear!"
• "Seriously, this is how Michael Phelps got his start?" (from Mitch)
• "Look, Ma, I'm a night crawler after a rainstorm!" (from Mitch)
• "I'mmmmmm baaaack!" (from Mitch)
• "Ummm, rock. There's a rock. Ummm, help, there's a rock?" (from Mitch)

A New York state of mind

• "S0, what you're telling me, Dad, is on the other side of this water lies the evil empires of the New York Yankees and New York Knicks? Oooh, it makes me shudder with fear."
• "OK, now that we've seen New York New York, can we move on to Excaliber, Luxor and Mandalay Bay?"
• "That side looks a lot bigger and more expensive than this side here, doesn't it?"
• "Hey, I see water AND my clothes are still are on. What's up with that?" (from Mitch)
• "In da big city, where do youse guys paak ya caa?" (from Mitch)
• "No, really, Dad. It's safe to go to New York — that Steinbrenner guy's not there any more." (from Mitch)

Beach time

• "Yep, right there. If Mom finds her keys missing, you can tell her I buried 'em right there!"

• "And I proclaim this 'Carterlandia' . . . now, if only I had some kinda flag to stick into the ground!"
• "Hey, cousins. Remember the phrase, 'no man is an island.' Hey, guys! Please?"
• "Moat dug — check. Hmmmm . . . give me a minute, guys, the apple juice hasn't kicked in yet." (from Mitch)

Crib notes

• "I can see that my complaints to Mom and Dad about a total lack of headroom and leg space have once again fallen on deaf ears!"
• "If I lay like this, I can easily invite six of my buddies over for a slumber party next weekend!"
• "Look here, Mom and Dad, if I sleep in this corner, I still have enough room for that hi-def TV, XBox console and popcorn popper I was telling you about."
• "This is what happens when Mom makes the end pads out of Velcro!"
• "These prison bars won't hold me forever. If I lay like this and pretend to be asleep ... she'll come over and I can surprise her. I'll get the lady, you get the keys — OK, Mr. Paws?" (from Mitch)

Balloon boy

• "I can't wait to get home and have Larlee suck out the helium and say something funny in a squeaky voice!
• ""Hey, Mom and Dad! Tie another hundred or so of these balloons to my arms and I'll bet I can beat you home."
• "You think this is fun, you ought to see me if you'd give me something that really moves around, like a puppy or a kitty!"
• "Little boy blue come blow . . . up a balloon?" (from Mitch)
• "If my hot outfit doesn't impress the ladies, maybe this balloon will!" (from Mitch)

Water-works REVISITED

• "They call me MISTER BUBBLES!"
• "I like playing in the water, splashing with all the bubbles and suds and . . . wait a minute, what do you mean about not putting any soap in this pool water?"
• "Suit? I don't need no suit. I'm too tough for a suit. All you're gonna get is my birthday suit, so there - and don't even get me started on shoes." (from Mitch)
• "Look, ma! I'm a Navy SEAL, going commando!" (from Mitch)

Tool time

• "Ummm, Grandpa, I go a whole lot faster when Mom puts me the stroller for a jog."
• "When I said I wanted to play 'NASCAR,' this isn't quite what I had in mind."
• "We make such a great duo, we ought to sign up to compete at the ward's Pioneer Day picnic — you know, in the wheelbarrow races.
• "I was just thinking, if we filled this up with water, I could travel in style — my own mobile swimming pool!"
• "I may smell a little stinky right now, just don't compost me." (from Mitch)
• "A riding lawnmower is what I asked for." (from Mitch)
• "Take me to my room and feed me grapes." (from Mitch)

Shore 'nuff

• "No, Aunt Larlee, I am not a 'beach baby' . . . I'm a sand-MAN!"
• "Hey, I'm just getting a feel what it's gonna be like to have hair on my chest. OK, stubble on my chest."
• "Sand? Chest? No, this is just the crumbs from the sand I ate." (from Mitch)

• "Come on, Mom, how am I gonna be able to be able to chat up the babes on the beach when I've got my mother sitting right next to me?"
• Body surfing on the sand just isn't the same, Mom. All the other boys are riding the big waves, MOM!"

• "Watch those guys playing football farther down the beach . . . Go! Go! Go! Touchdown!"
• "Hey, ice cream guy! Over here!"
• "Who you calling 'crabby!' " (from Mitch, "only funny if you see his shirt")