Crib notes

• "I can see that my complaints to Mom and Dad about a total lack of headroom and leg space have once again fallen on deaf ears!"
• "If I lay like this, I can easily invite six of my buddies over for a slumber party next weekend!"
• "Look here, Mom and Dad, if I sleep in this corner, I still have enough room for that hi-def TV, XBox console and popcorn popper I was telling you about."
• "This is what happens when Mom makes the end pads out of Velcro!"
• "These prison bars won't hold me forever. If I lay like this and pretend to be asleep ... she'll come over and I can surprise her. I'll get the lady, you get the keys — OK, Mr. Paws?" (from Mitch)