Water fodder

• "It's true — my parents seem to think that whenever I'm around water, I need to end up naked. They hear the kitchen faucet on - the clothes get removed. Sprinkers on - diaper off."
• "You know, if in about a couple of years I end up naked and splashing in the sprinkler on my own, I don't think my parents will consider it to be that cute."
• "If you're going skinny-dipping, shouldn't there be enough water to 'dip into'?"
• "I must have water-soluble clothes — any sign of water, and my clothes just disappear!"
• "Seriously, this is how Michael Phelps got his start?" (from Mitch)
• "Look, Ma, I'm a night crawler after a rainstorm!" (from Mitch)
• "I'mmmmmm baaaack!" (from Mitch)
• "Ummm, rock. There's a rock. Ummm, help, there's a rock?" (from Mitch)