Wrasslin'

• "You think this headlock is something, you ought to see 'the four fingers of death and opposable thumb' that Grandpa Taylor taught me."
• "Say Uncle ... Braden! Say it!"
• "Ha! Pinned you - I win and I get to stay up an extra 30 minutes past my bedtime tonight. And no, we're not going to do 'best-of-three'."
• "Ewwwww - bats in the cave, Dad!" (from Mitch)
• "I think I've got this MMA thing down. Only one question — what do I do with the hand growing out of my head?" (from Mitch)
• "I can give bear hugs . . . and lyin' hugs." (from Mitch)