Water worries

• "Wait! Stop! What are you thinking, Mom? I can't go into the water without my boogie board!"
• "No, no, no! Last time I was in Utah, Uncle Braden and I stayed up late to watch 'Jaws,' and I'm afraid I'd be a 'Carter McNugget' to some hungry shark out there."
• "I can't even crawl, let alone walk or swim -- and you're tossing out into the ocean?"
• "I thought we talked about this — I don't like baths, PERIOD. Not in little tubs and most definitely NOT in this giant tub." (From Mitch)