Cereal killer

• "You know, Mom, this would be so much easier to eat if you'd simply put them in a bowl for me instead of spreading my snacks all out on the floor."
• "This one has a feel and a taste of processed oats. The one before — of spider."
• "How am I going to learn my ABCs if all you give me are A's?"
• "Look, silly Rabbit ... " (from Mitch)
• "Always spillin' my Lucky Charms." (from Mitch)
• "It's best to keep Fruit Loops with 2-cans." (from Mitch)
• "**Kack**ack**spit** — LINT BALL." (from Mitch)
• "Forty-two ... forty-three ... forfee-fo ... forfee-five ... m-mpf ... m-m-mpf ..." (from Mitch)