Pucker up

• "Uh-oh. Whenever I hear my Mom use my full name, I know I'm in trouble. She must have found the TV remote that I left in the toilet."
• "Yeah, I can whistle — but it's at a frequency that only dogs can hear."
• "Hey, Dad, I'm just practicing blowing out my candle on my first birthday cake?"
• "Oooooo, baby, I AM HOT! Check me out, girls!" (from Mitch)