Beach bummer

• "Uhhhh . . . (awkward pause) . . . excuse me."
• "I can't get the sand off my hands and my feet - to say nothing about getting it out of my pants - and the water's too cold. I don't think I'd have these kinds of problems playing in the mountains in Utah with Grandpa Taylor. But how to break it to my parents? How?"
• "Nope, still don't know what people like the taste of crab — tastes too salty and sandy for me." (from Mitch)