Auto-matic responses

• "This is a car seat, isn't it? So ... hello! ... where's the car?"
• "Mom, I'm not even crawling yet, so there's no need to 'strap me in' when you sit me down for time out."
• "I not only hid the car keys ... I also hid the car."
• Hey, cutie up there in your mother's arms . . . yeah, it's me down here . . . " (from Mitch)