Bath time

• "Ummm, still awkward — even after nine months of existence. Yes, I know I came into this world naked, but it doesn't mean you need to keep photographing me that way!"
• "You know, it's not much of a bath when the water level is less than two inches deep. I mean, the result is I end up with a wrinkly rear end, but the top half of me is FREEZING!"
• "Sorry to embarrass all you guys out there with this manly, muscular, buffed physique."
• "Um ... Mom ... I think I just pooped a red washcloth. I don't even remember chewing on one, let alone eating one." (from Mitch)