B.Y. and me

• "Dad's always talking about how BYU is loaded with babes, but - dang - all I see are college students. Not one stroller in sight!"
• "Come on, Mom, why won't you let me splash in the Talmadge Building pool?"
• "You'd think they'd have replica Jimmer Fredette jerseys in child's extra small, wouldn't you?"
• "All I heard was someone say 'American Heritage 100' and suddenly I got this queasy feeling in my stomach."
• "I miss the Nets ... just teasing, not really. Now, some juice — that's something I could go for."