Piano man

• "Enough of these nursery rhyme songs, Mom . . . when do we get to try some Coldplay?"
• "It's hard to be taken seriously as a piano prodigy when you're forced to sit in some plastic, lime-green booster chair."
• "As my great-uncle Aaron would say at about this age: 'ELTON JOHN!' "
• "Thanks for showing me this, Mom — now, you won't mind if I try it on my own every other day for the next 3 to 5 years, will you?"
• (Channeling his inner Paul McCartney/Stevie Wonder) "Ivory and ivory, live together in perfect harmony, side by side on the piano ..." (from Mitch)