Horsin' around

• "Finally, something that can smell worse than I can, if you know what I mean."
• "You can't fool me, Mom! I said I wanted to go see a bunch of animals, and I'm pretty certain this isn't an Amish petting zoo."
• "So, this is a horse, huh? Then how can Dad fit so many of these under the hood of his 200-horsepower Toyota?"
• "And you think cars have problems with emissions control -- whew!"
• "You say he's a quarter horse? Looks like the complete deal to me. . . . Do I know him? I say, 'neigh.' . . . Does he have a colt? He sounds a little horse. . . . Is he from Maine? . . . I could stir-up more puns — do you need to reign me in? (From Mitch)